jokes 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. what do you call a fly with no wings
A. a walk

Q. what do call a pool with no sides
A. a slip and slide

Q. what do you call a house with no walls
A. a shelter

Q. what do you call a cat that won't walk
A. a sleep

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time

TIME by Maddy                                                                                                  Chapter one Before:

In a place not so far far away, where the grass is green, the sky is blue,

the trees are red, orange, yellow, bronze and gold, the houses are brick,

the roads are dirt. They made twelve shops where you can buy healthy

cake. No One likes cheese or milk so they just banned all dairy shops.

They have one school in the whole of lisen land. (which is a small land

like the size of glen eden.) there are houses above mostly bookstores,

libraries and places where you can trade old books for new books.

(They just love books). There is a house with a helicopter platform with

a helicopter on it like it’s an escape. All the people that live in or visit a

lot they call themselves helpers, helpers are amazing if you ever meet

someone from there you will be surprised. There are no cars like the

world went backwards 100 years.  

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My Tahi Rua Toru Tech challenge

My tahi rua toru tech group Novah was the leader, I was the seeker, and Tyrese was the secretary. At first we had four ideas. The first idea was to make an app. First We had 4 Ideas to vote on. Smile watch which solves Depression by reminding the person who is using smile watch to get their daily vitamin D. The two other apps not including Tidy Kiwi, are called EKO play which would be an app for kids to help their parents support endangered animals. And the last app is called Plant a tree help save the world which that was My Idea. Plant a tree help save the world would give you facts about trees and inspires you to plant more trees. It took awhile deciding what to chose. Finally we decided by by doing a vote. here is a link to my 123 tech blog

time

In a place not so far far away, where the grass is green, the sky is blue,

the trees are red, orange, yellow, bronze and gold, the houses are brick,

the roads are dirt. They made twelve shops where you can buy healthy

cake. No One likes cheese or milk so they just banned all dairy shops.

They have one school in the whole of lisen land. (which is a small land

like the size of glen eden.) there are houses above mostly bookstores,

libraries and places where you can trade old books for new books.

(They just love books). There is a house with a helicopter platform with

a helicopter on it like it’s an escape. All the people that live in or visit a

lot they call themselves helpers, helpers are amazing if you ever meet

someone from there you will be surprised. There are no cars like the

world went backwards 100 years.      

about tahi rua toru tech

Tidy kiwi

To get into tidy Kiwi the home page, you have to create an account then sign in. You will find yourself at the home page. you can view the map by clicking on one of our links, to show where you clean up. You may change your profile. Also you can unlock custom profiles for going on the app on a certain day such as helloween. look on the calendar to see when you are going to unlock those profiles. chat with your friends. and create blog posts to gain points to see yourself on the leaderboard number one!

jokes

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
 This tastes a little funny.

knock knock,
 who is it,
 police,
 what do you want, to talk,
 how many are there of you,
 2,
 talk to each other.

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My speech for the speech competition

My name is maddy today i would like to talk to about my favorite animal cats:

A group of cats can be referred to as a clowder or a glaring; a male cat is called a tom or tomcat (or a gib, if neutered); an unspayed female is called a queen, especially in a cat-breeding context; and a juvenile cat is referred to as a kitten.

My cat Mia: Mia is a tortoiseshell cat. The colors Mia has in her fur are black, beige, gray and white. 

Cat facts: Today there are 600 million house cats around the world. Cats mostly always land on their paws (feet). Cats like to chase birds, mice, rats and show them to their owners. Owning any pet is good for your heart. Cats in particular lower your stress level-possibly since they don’t require as much effort as dogs-and lower the amount of anxiety in your life. Petting a cat has a positive calming effect.

Types of cats: There are many different breeds of cats these are some breeds and some facts about the breeds.

Siberian cats: Siberian cats come from Russia. Siberian cats are an ancient breed. The first siberians arrived in the united states in 1990. Siberian cats come in all different colors the most popular colors are brown, red, black and white.The siberian cats eyes can be any color.

Tortoiseshell cats: Tortoiseshell cats have many different colors mixed together. To make there lovly coat.
Ginger cats: most ginger cats have orange, and white. Some ginger cats have yellow mixed in to.

Siamese cats: This smart loving animal is very playful. Siamese cats will grab pray the same way as a wildcat would.

Thank you for listening